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Most Valuable International Artwork: 416thMost Influential: 917thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,158th
The Legendary of
Father Knows Best State
昨日敵が私たちを攻撃し 今日は敵を虐殺します
Koen
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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KOENoNEOK

Population9.036 billion

CapitalKoen cave
LeaderKoen
FaithKOEN

Currencycarat natural diamond
Animalslave

The Legendary of KOENoNEOK is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Koen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.036 billion Koens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koen cave. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Koen economy, worth a remarkable 1,860 trillion carat natural diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,940 carat natural diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, the Koen Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KOENoNEOK's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is KOEN.

KOENoNEOK is ranked 7,849th in the world and 48th in Yggdrasil for Highest Economic Output, with 1,860 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 416thMost Influential: 917thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,158thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,359thLowest Crime Rates: 2,641stLargest Governments: 3,243rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,590thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,696thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,747thMost Developed: 4,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,435thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,059thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,064thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,164thHighest Average Incomes: 5,898thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,928thMost Cultured: 6,305thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,336thSmartest Citizens: 6,432ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,702ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,001stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,461stHighest Economic Output: 7,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,345thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,133rdMost Stationary: 9,388thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,488thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,159thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,879thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,916thSafest: 13,299thMost Inclusive: 16,556thHealthiest Citizens: 20,036thMost Secular: 21,465thLargest Mining Sector: 22,609th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in KOENoNEOK, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in KOENoNEOK, the Koen Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in KOENoNEOK, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in KOENoNEOK, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in KOENoNEOK, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in KOENoNEOK, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : KOENoNEOK was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in KOENoNEOK, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in KOENoNEOK, Koen tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in KOENoNEOK, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.

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