by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,114thBest Weather: 1,499thLowest Crime Rates: 1,875th
The Galactic Empire of
Father Knows Best State
We will rock you
General Sebastian Bohnhead
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.022 billion

CapitalKohnhead City
LeaderGeneral Sebastian Bohnhead


The Galactic Empire of Kohnhead is a massive, genial nation, ruled by General Sebastian Bohnhead with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.022 billion Kohnheadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kohnhead City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kohnheadian economy, worth 437 trillion Kohnheadas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,644 Kohnheadas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Under love's heavy burden General Sebastian Bohnhead sinks lower in the political right's esteem, foreign powers often deal with problems that Kohnhead can't handle, for 25 Kohnheadas tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kohnhead's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kohnheadism.

Kohnhead is ranked 3,058th in the world and 63rd in 10000 Islands for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.17 Years.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,114thBest Weather: 1,499thLowest Crime Rates: 1,875thTop
Safest: 2,723rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,928thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,049thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,058thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,541stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,908thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,185thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,663rdLargest Governments: 4,687thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,586thNicest Citizens: 5,979thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,262ndMost Pacifist: 6,662ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,907thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,411thMost Developed: 7,847thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,449thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,853rdMost Inclusive: 14,335thHighest Average Incomes: 14,743rdSmartest Citizens: 17,434thMost Efficient Economies: 18,171stMost Secular: 18,235thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,360th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionSafest: 52nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 64th in the regionLargest Governments: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 90th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 103rd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 130th in the regionMost Pacifist: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 155th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 184th in the region

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