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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 777thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,116th
The Tyranny ✰ of
Iron Fist Consumerists
enslavement governed the oblivion
Colonel Komunnor
Influence
Powerbroker
🗝
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Komunno

Population9.908 billion

CapitalKommunor City 🏙
LeaderColonel Komunnor
Faithunsectarian

Currencykrown
Animaltricephal eagle 🦅

The Tyranny ✰ of Komunno is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel Komunnor with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.908 billion Kommunarits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kommunor City 🏙. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Komunnaritan economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion krowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,885 krowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Komunno's national animal is the tricephal eagle 🦅, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is unsectarian.

Komunno is ranked 82,048th in the world and 1st in Kommuland for Most Stationary, with 587.7713946594 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 777thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,116thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,244thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,229thMost Avoided: 3,292ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,531stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,799thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,862ndMost Patriotic: 4,915thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,361stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,220thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,576thNudest: 13,505thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,513thHighest Economic Output: 19,004thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,432ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,768thMost Efficient Economies: 24,615thHighest Average Incomes: 24,631stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,603rdMost Devout: 28,816thMost Authoritarian: 28,865thLargest Governments: 29,077th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Komunno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Komunno, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Komunno, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Komunno, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Komunno, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system.
  • : Following new legislation in Komunno, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : Komunno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Komunno, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Komunno, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Komunno, Colonel Komunnor has killer fashion sense.

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