Population | 9.908 billion |
Capital | Kommunor City 🏙 |
Leader | Colonel Komunnor |
Faith | unsectarian |
Currency | krown |
Animal | tricephal eagle 🦅 |
The Tyranny ✰ of Komunno is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel Komunnor with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.908 billion Kommunarits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kommunor City 🏙. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Komunnaritan economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion krowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,885 krowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Komunno's national animal is the tricephal eagle 🦅, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is unsectarian.
Komunno is ranked 82,048th in the world and 1st in Kommuland for Most Stationary, with 587.7713946594 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Komunno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Komunno, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs.
- : Following new legislation in Komunno, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Komunno, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Komunno, the government is pouring funds into the nation's welfare system.
- : Following new legislation in Komunno, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
- : Komunno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Komunno, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Komunno, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Komunno, Colonel Komunnor has killer fashion sense.