The Kingdom of Kragsgale is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.846 billion Kragsgaleans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jörgsdale. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kragsgalean economy, worth 239 trillion Kronors a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,921 Kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kragsgale's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kragsgale is ranked 239,523^rd in the world and 9,089^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -485.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.