by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,088thMost Influential: 2,116th
The Matriarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Ex nomine Luna, tu cruciabuntur!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.803 billion

CapitalCrystal Tokyo
LeaderNeo-Queen Serenity


The Matriarchy of Kristalmaan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Neo-Queen Serenity with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.803 billion Kristalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crystal Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Moon-Touched economy, worth 878 trillion Crystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,184 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, cars are banned, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kristalmaan's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunacetism.

Kristalmaan is ranked 177,159th in the world and 8,155th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -73.33 on the Rand Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,484thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,088thMost Influential: 2,116thMost Pacifist: 2,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,614thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,226thNicest Citizens: 3,277thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,482ndMost Inclusive: 3,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,060thSafest: 4,517thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,876thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,949thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,075thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,346thLowest Crime Rates: 5,689thLargest Governments: 6,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,361stBest Weather: 7,041stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,750thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,836thMost Cultured: 9,389thMost Developed: 9,547thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,504thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,652ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,055thSmartest Citizens: 13,110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,830thHighest Drug Use: 15,306thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,441stHighest Average Incomes: 19,044thHighest Economic Output: 19,206thHealthiest Citizens: 19,206thMost Devout: 19,616th
Largest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionMost Pacifist: 149th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 195th in the regionNicest Citizens: 198th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 200th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 240th in the regionSafest: 245th in the regionMost Inclusive: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 250th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 282nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 295th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 300th in the regionLargest Governments: 324th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 345th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 346th in the regionBest Weather: 385th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 385th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 440th in the regionMost Cultured: 469th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 502nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 532nd in the regionMost Developed: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 568th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 594th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 598th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 598th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 681st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 697th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 706th in the regionMost Influential: 719th in the regionLargest Populations: 756th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 898th in the regionMost Devout: 907th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 965th in the region

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