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Rudest Citizens: 1,207thHighest Crime Rates: 1,317thHighest Drug Use: 1,448th
The Minarchic Republic of
Libertatem super omnia.
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Kurczak Mielony

Population7.019 billion


AnimalWhite Eagle

The Minarchic Republic of Kurczak Mielony is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by individuals with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.019 billion Poles live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Polish economy, worth 707 trillion McCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,847 McCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is so apathetic that Poles can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kurczak Mielony's national animal is the White Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kurczak Mielony is ranked 7,140th in the world and 19th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,861.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Rudest Citizens: 1,207thHighest Crime Rates: 1,317thHighest Drug Use: 1,448thMost Influential: 1,693rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,882ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,762ndMost Armed: 3,859thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,998thLargest Retail Industry: 6,055thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,474thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,140thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,178thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,625thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,575thMost Inclusive: 13,521stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,948thMost Cultured: 14,124thSmartest Citizens: 16,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,559thMost Secular: 18,674thMost Politically Free: 18,809thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,252ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,887th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the region

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