Population | 9.757 billion |
Capital | New Majuro |
Leader | Dr Martin Rowley |
Faith | Secular Transhumanism |
Currency | Gram |
Animal | cat |
The Technocratic Utopia of Kuuj is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Dr Martin Rowley with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.757 billion Kuujians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Majuro. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kuujian economy, worth a remarkable 3,252 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 333,306 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence. Crime is totally unknown. Kuuj's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Transhumanism.
Kuuj is ranked 21,260th in the world and 4th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Most Stationary, with 1,550.95193794568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kuuj, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Kuuj, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Kuuj, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
- : Following new legislation in Kuuj, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Kuuj was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kuuj, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
- : Following new legislation in Kuuj, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
- : Following new legislation in Kuuj, Kuuj is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Kuuj, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Following new legislation in Kuuj, all recreational drugs are legal.