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Most Efficient Economies: 32ndLargest Governments: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 51st
The Third Social Alliance of
Democratic Socialists
Might makes right!
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyldellian Ancients

Population14.282 billion

CapitalAncients City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyShell
AnimalMonster

The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Ancients is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.282 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ancients City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Decentralize State economy, worth a remarkable 7,048 trillion Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 493,540 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Decentralize State Liberator", criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Ancients's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Ancients is ranked 147th in the world and 6th in Kylden for Longest Average Lifespans, with 98.99 Years.

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Most Efficient Economies: 32ndLargest Governments: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 51stHighest Poor Incomes: 72ndSafest: 77thMost Subsidized Industry: 80thLowest Crime Rates: 91stMost Cultured: 102ndMost Inclusive: 122ndSmartest Citizens: 126thMost Developed: 131stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 143rdLongest Average Lifespans: 147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 276thHighest Average Incomes: 312thHealthiest Citizens: 333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 335thLargest Publishing Industry: 348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 521stLargest Welfare Programs: 522ndMost Advanced Public Education: 696thMost Armed: 815thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 823rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 905thHighest Economic Output: 929thMost Devout: 956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,101stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,355thRudest Citizens: 1,529thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,674thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,088thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,136thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,235thMost Stationary: 4,508thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,412thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,521stNicest Citizens: 10,021stMost Influential: 10,072ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,101stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,861stLargest Retail Industry: 13,977thLargest Populations: 14,813thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,939th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Decentralize State Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, Kyldellian Ancients has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Ancients, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.

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