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Highest Poor Incomes: 5thMost Subsidized Industry: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 38th
The Warzone States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No pain, No gain!
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyldellian Gilge

Population14.227 billion

CapitalThor City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Gilge is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and feral children. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.227 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thor City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,238 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 789,926 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and dictionary sales have hit an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Gilge's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Gilge is ranked 209,018th in the world and 21st in Kylden for Safest, scoring 2.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 5thMost Subsidized Industry: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 38thLargest Black Market: 50thLargest Publishing Industry: 54thMost Efficient Economies: 58thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thMost Armed: 102ndMost Cultured: 106thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115thLargest Governments: 125thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 130thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 161stMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 196thLargest Welfare Programs: 210thMost Rebellious Youth: 211thHighest Crime Rates: 216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 220thSmartest Citizens: 223rdMost Inclusive: 224thRudest Citizens: 241stHighest Economic Output: 312thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 383rdLargest Gambling Industry: 412thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 453rdMost Devout: 656thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 775thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 893rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,000thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,790thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,867thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,911thTop
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Most Developed: 2,119thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,144thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,402ndFattest Citizens: 2,564thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,388thMost Stationary: 4,462ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,828thMost Influential: 10,041stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,790thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,075thLargest Populations: 14,954th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, being dead no longer has any benefits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Kyldellian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Gilge, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.

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