Population | 22.349 billion |
Capital | Dark City |
Faith | Morvolox |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Monster |
The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.349 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 18,193 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 814,060 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, graffiti graces every city's streets, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.
Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 165th in the world and 21st in Kylden for Most Cultured, scoring 739 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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- : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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- : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
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- : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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- : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.