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Highest Poor Incomes: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 38thLargest Black Market: 52nd
The Warzone States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Better go chaos then tyranny!
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kyldellian Mencorp

Population22.349 billion

CapitalDark City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.349 billion Kyldellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 18,193 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 814,060 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, graffiti graces every city's streets, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 165th in the world and 21st in Kylden for Most Cultured, scoring 739 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 38thLargest Black Market: 52ndHighest Average Incomes: 54thMost Advanced Public Transport: 62ndLargest Publishing Industry: 74thMost Efficient Economies: 90thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 127thLargest Governments: 140thLargest Welfare Programs: 162ndMost Cultured: 165thMost Armed: 179thHighest Economic Output: 184thMost Advanced Public Education: 193rdMost Patriotic: 201stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215thHighest Average Tax Rates: 220thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 236thMost Rebellious Youth: 252ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 321stRudest Citizens: 361stSmartest Citizens: 361stHighest Crime Rates: 376thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 480thHighest Food Quality: 515thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 621stLargest Gambling Industry: 638thMost Inclusive: 649thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 809thMost Devout: 890thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,021stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,298thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,751stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,827thLargest Retail Industry: 2,062ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,446thMost Developed: 2,458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,516thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,399thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,692ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,942ndMost Influential: 8,781stLargest Populations: 12,418thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,270thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,552ndFattest Citizens: 19,014thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,131st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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