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Highest Poor Incomes: 6thMost Subsidized Industry: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 41st
The Warzone States of
New York Times Democracy
Better go chaos then tyranny!
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Auxiliary
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kyldellian Mencorp

Population14.686 billion

CapitalDark City
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Warzone States of Kyldellian Mencorp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.686 billion Kyldellians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 11,551 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 786,567 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Kyldellian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kyldellian Mencorp's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Mencorp is ranked 163,299th in the world and 21st in Kylden for Most Authoritarian, with 431.42 milliStalins.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 6thMost Subsidized Industry: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Black Market: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 61stLargest Publishing Industry: 70thMost Advanced Public Transport: 73rdLargest Governments: 106thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112thMost Cultured: 114thLargest Welfare Programs: 140thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 146thMost Armed: 152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 177thMost Advanced Public Education: 179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 217thMost Inclusive: 228thRudest Citizens: 239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 250thSmartest Citizens: 258thMost Rebellious Youth: 267thHighest Economic Output: 302ndHighest Crime Rates: 309thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 574thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 595thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 630thLargest Gambling Industry: 651stMost Devout: 724thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 790thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,098thLargest Retail Industry: 1,381stMost Developed: 1,749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,955thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,084thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,173rdTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,899thMost Stationary: 4,454thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,237thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,779thMost Influential: 10,048thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,828thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,697thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,381stFattest Citizens: 21,515th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Kyldellian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Kyldellian Mencorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Mencorp, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.

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