The Reirenua of Kyrloth is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sinter Tass with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The democratic, humorless population of 3.13 billion Kyrlots enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azmarin Zlovskavaar. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrlotian economy, worth 482 trillion Uras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 154,094 Uras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrloth's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kyrloth is ranked 10,693^rd in the world and 332^nd in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 87.93 Atheism Rate.