The State of La Antigua Ciudad is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, cynical population of 22.465 billion La Antigua Ciudadians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.

The thriving La Antigua Ciudadian economy, worth 715 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 31,840 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

La Antigua Ciudad has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. La Antigua Ciudad's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Antigua Ciudad is ranked 89,384^th in the world and 1^st in Praia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 580.65 pounds of wildlife per square mile.