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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,592nd Most Influential: 2,867th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,934th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
La Motivata Nacio
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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La Isla Nueva

Population1.655 billion

LeaderPresident John Wilddog

CurrencyIsla Nuevan peso
Animalwild dog

The Democratic Republic of La Isla Nueva is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President John Wilddog with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.655 billion Isla Nuevans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estonteco. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Nuevan economy, worth 219 trillion Isla Nuevan pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,864 Isla Nuevan pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Isla Nueva's national animal is the wild dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Isla Nueva is ranked 4,937th in the world and 119th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,592ndMost Influential: 2,867thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,934thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,112thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,146thNicest Citizens: 3,225thMost Pacifist: 3,435thMost Inclusive: 4,135thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,937thHealthiest Citizens: 4,965thSafest: 5,225thMost Developed: 5,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,356thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,437thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,544thLowest Crime Rates: 7,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,809thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,917thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,626thSmartest Citizens: 8,875thBest Weather: 9,006thMost Cultured: 9,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,454thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,982ndLargest Governments: 10,268thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,384thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,196thMost Efficient Economies: 13,847thMost Secular: 15,725thHighest Average Incomes: 17,096th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 76th in the regionNicest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 96th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 134th in the regionSafest: 136th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 141st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 149th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 151st in the regionMost Developed: 157th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 173rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 207th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 213th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 222nd in the regionMost Cultured: 225th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 234th in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 248th in the regionBest Weather: 258th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 271st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 276th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 307th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 311th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 333rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 426th in the regionMost Secular: 467th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 473rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 512th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in La Isla Nueva, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in La Isla Nueva, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in La Isla Nueva, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in La Isla Nueva, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in La Isla Nueva, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : La Isla Nueva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in La Isla Nueva, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : La Isla Nueva endorsed The Mairorist Utopia of Greater Felter.
  • : Following new legislation in La Isla Nueva, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in La Isla Nueva, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.


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