Population | 11.891 billion |
Capital | Estonteco |
Leader | President John Lycaon |
Currency | Isla Nuevan peso |
Animal | wild dog |
The Democratic Republic of La Isla Nueva is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President John Lycaon with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.891 billion Isla Nuevans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estonteco. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Isla Nuevan economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion Isla Nuevan pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 148,419 Isla Nuevan pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, newspapers are celebrating President John Lycaon saving over a million cats from trees, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Isla Nueva's national animal is the wild dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
La Isla Nueva is ranked 125,574th in the world and 1,828th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 274.171005086 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : La Isla Nueva was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : La Isla Nueva was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : La Isla Nueva was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wiranath.
- : La Isla Nueva was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : La Isla Nueva was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Langburn.
- : La Isla Nueva was endorsed by The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications.
- : La Isla Nueva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : La Isla Nueva was endorsed by The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies.
- : La Isla Nueva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : La Isla Nueva voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Magna Aurea"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 45 » Fellon, Evrigenis, The Marlands, Akimera, Sandboxford, Marrabuk, La Xinga, Aivintis, East Malaysia, Ridann, New Leganes, Axdel, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Dwightica, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Troc, Asendavia, Romanoddle Republic, Roissyland, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Hizuru, Atrocha, Novosejia, Dremaur, Pondingonia, Trimmania, Myehn, Hieggary, Evdon, Kalaratri, A mean old man, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Vaskeden, Stellar Colonies, Konyai, and Grimmerdhore.