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Most Pacifist: 3,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,360thNicest Citizens: 3,381st
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
La Motivata Nacio
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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La Isla Nueva

Population11.891 billion

CapitalEstonteco
LeaderPresident John Lycaon

CurrencyIsla Nuevan peso
Animalwild dog

The Democratic Republic of La Isla Nueva is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President John Lycaon with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.891 billion Isla Nuevans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estonteco. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Nuevan economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion Isla Nuevan pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 148,419 Isla Nuevan pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, newspapers are celebrating President John Lycaon saving over a million cats from trees, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Isla Nueva's national animal is the wild dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

La Isla Nueva is ranked 125,574th in the world and 1,828th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 274.171005086 days.

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Most Pacifist: 3,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,360thNicest Citizens: 3,381stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,492ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,790thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,868thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,987thHealthiest Citizens: 4,130thBest Weather: 4,233rdMost Inclusive: 4,433rdHighest Food Quality: 4,510thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,928thMost Developed: 4,935thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,060thMost Influential: 5,139thSafest: 5,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,232ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,399thLowest Crime Rates: 6,591stSmartest Citizens: 6,677thMost Cultured: 6,707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,966thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,749thLargest Governments: 7,945thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,814thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,382ndHighest Economic Output: 14,608thTop
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Most Secular: 16,375thMost Efficient Economies: 20,451stHighest Average Incomes: 22,795thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,834thMost Income Equality: 26,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,922nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 74th in the regionMost Pacifist: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 118th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionMost Inclusive: 120th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 149th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionMost Cultured: 157th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 160th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 166th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 169th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 189th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 208th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 215th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 278th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionMost Secular: 341st in the regionMost Influential: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 380th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 414th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 431st in the regionLargest Populations: 431st in the regionNudest: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 553rd in the region

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