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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,465thMost Influential: 4,581st
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
They're Palatschinken, not Pfannkuchen.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Laamiva

Population8.333 billion

CapitalKuressaare
FaithState Atheism

Currencyrubiin
Animalrabbit

The Republic of Laamiva is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.333 billion Laamivans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuressaare. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laamivan economy, worth 757 trillion rubiins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,959 rubiins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire. Crime is totally unknown. Laamiva's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Laamiva is ranked 161,955th in the world and 3,344th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 120.46879789992 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 4,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,465thMost Influential: 4,581stMost Secular: 6,059thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,535thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,745thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,781stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,371stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,410thBest Weather: 11,896thNicest Citizens: 12,189thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,818thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,282ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,279thMost Inclusive: 17,718thSmartest Citizens: 18,768thHighest Food Quality: 19,530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,188thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,157thMost Developed: 22,718thMost Pacifist: 23,216thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 27,317thMost Cultured: 27,842ndMost Income Equality: 27,945th
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Most Influential: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 182nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 207th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 269th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 294th in the regionMost Secular: 335th in the regionMost Politically Free: 423rd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 594th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 599th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 611th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 645th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 647th in the regionBest Weather: 657th in the regionNicest Citizens: 681st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 860th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 884th in the regionMost Income Equality: 923rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,022nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,030th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Laamiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Laamiva's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Laamiva was refounded in Balder.

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