The Republic of Ladinacem Andia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adam Smith with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.288 billion Andians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Andian economy, worth 843 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,790 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the police double as repo men, and former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ladinacem Andia's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Ladinacem Andia is ranked 34,287^th in the world and 4^th in Blackstar for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.32 law-abiding acts per hour.