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Laka Strolistandiler

Population4.723 billion

CapitalUtadeh military bunker


The Controlled Union of Laka Strolistandiler is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by IBM-5000 with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.723 billion Strolistandilerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh military bunker. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Strolistandileriani economy, worth 983 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 208,133 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Technism.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 21,804th in the world and 7th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Authoritarian, with 2,220.91 milliStalins.

Lowest Crime Rates: 944thMost Developed: 1,527thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,921stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,037thHealthiest Citizens: 2,106thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,578thLargest Governments: 2,679thMost Devout: 2,937thSmartest Citizens: 3,333rdSafest: 3,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,314thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,390thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,060thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,136thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,140thHighest Average Incomes: 5,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,765thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,502ndTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,725thMost Cultured: 14,245thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,685thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,333rdMost Income Equality: 15,936thHighest Economic Output: 17,391stLargest Mining Sector: 17,505thMost Authoritarian: 21,804th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the region

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