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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,322nd Highest Crime Rates: 3,586th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,593rd
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Live and Let Live
Alexander Mises Kuntz
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.68 billion

LeaderAlexander Mises Kuntz

AnimalGolden Oriole

The Commonwealth of Lambstein is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alexander Mises Kuntz with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.68 billion Lambsteinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lambsteinian economy, worth 456 trillion Juuls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,139 Juuls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,055 per year while the poor average 33,505, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lambstein's national animal is the Golden Oriole and its national religion is Cloutism.

Lambstein is ranked 3,593rd in the world and 146th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,794.95 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,322ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,586thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,593rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,403rdMost Influential: 4,540thLargest Retail Industry: 5,263rdMost Armed: 5,329thRudest Citizens: 5,536thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,723rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,866thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,959thLargest Mining Sector: 12,031stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,735thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,586thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,389thMost Devout: 14,819thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,053rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,753rd
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 128th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 146th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 184th in the regionMost Armed: 192nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 252nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 301st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 332nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 450th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 457th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 505th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 545th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 597th in the regionMost Stationary: 611th in the regionFattest Citizens: 690th in the regionMost Devout: 690th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 800th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 833rd in the region

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