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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lamebrainia

Population19.26 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.26 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,982 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 518,296 convolutions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,530,959 per year while the poor average 27,676, a ratio of 127 to 1.

Childhood friends of Heidi Crowter are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, all streets are privately owned toll roads, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 7,388th in the world and 7th in Glass Gallows for Largest Black Market, with 194 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thLargest Retail Industry: 7thMost Avoided: 10thRudest Citizens: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 49thMost Devout: 63rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75thMost Primitive: 77thMost Corrupt Governments: 90thLargest Insurance Industry: 92ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 101stLargest Mining Sector: 104thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126thMost Efficient Economies: 148thHighest Average Incomes: 270thHighest Economic Output: 493rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 559thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 775thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,544thTop
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Most Influential: 4,317thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,375thLargest Black Market: 7,388thNudest: 7,630thLargest Populations: 8,026thMost Stationary: 9,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,491stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,875thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,557thHighest Drug Use: 19,627th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, childhood friends of Heidi Crowter are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Lamebrainian pirates.
  • : Lamebrainia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, Heidi Crowter panders to nontraditional families.

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