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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Lamebrainia

Population19.675 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 19.675 billion Lamebrainians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth an astonishing 10,405 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 528,863 convolutions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,625,464 per year while the poor average 133,019, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Lamebrainia, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Glass Gallows for Rudest Citizens, with 1,584.17 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdFattest Citizens: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 7thMost Avoided: 9thRudest Citizens: 20thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32ndMost Rebellious Youth: 46thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47thMost Devout: 61stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 83rdMost Primitive: 83rdLargest Insurance Industry: 85thHighest Disposable Incomes: 87thLargest Mining Sector: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 135thHighest Average Incomes: 244thHighest Economic Output: 454thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 567thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 615thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 793rdTop
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Most Influential: 4,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,761stLargest Black Market: 5,840thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,904thNudest: 7,661stLargest Populations: 7,975thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,664thMost Stationary: 8,908thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,659thHighest Drug Use: 22,669th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Lamebrainia.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, Heidi Crowter has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, military chaplains grow frustrated with their long commutes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.

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