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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd
The Idiocracy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Stupidity is virtue, NationStates
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Superpower
WA Delegate
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Lamebrainia

Population18.706 billion

CapitalIncubatorium
LeaderHeidi Crowter
FaithFolly

Currencyconvolution
Animalvillage idiot

The Idiocracy of Lamebrainia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Heidi Crowter with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.706 billion Lamebrainians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incubatorium. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lamebrainian economy, worth a remarkable 9,589 trillion convolutions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 512,662 convolutions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,374,632 per year while the poor average 10,542, a ratio of 415 to 1.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, Lamebrainians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?", fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lamebrainia's national animal is the village idiot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Folly.

Lamebrainia is ranked 12,437th in the world and 3rd in Glass Gallows for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,195.84 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 4thFattest Citizens: 5thLargest Retail Industry: 5thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5thMost Avoided: 11thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thRudest Citizens: 37thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 48thMost Rebellious Youth: 52ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65thMost Devout: 69thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 78thLargest Insurance Industry: 84thMost Corrupt Governments: 90thHighest Disposable Incomes: 103rdLargest Mining Sector: 109thMost Efficient Economies: 149thHighest Average Incomes: 280thHighest Economic Output: 511thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 537thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 702ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 735thMost Primitive: 2,064thTop
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Most Influential: 4,274thNudest: 7,710thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,771stLargest Populations: 8,114thMost Stationary: 9,274thLargest Black Market: 9,666thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,175thHighest Drug Use: 20,876thMost Pro-Market: 20,984th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, Lamebrainians wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Lamebrainia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Land Reclamation Regulation".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Heidi Crowter's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, bowls of milk left on windowsills please fairies and passing cats alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamebrainia, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.

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