The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.487 billion Lancastrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 12,870 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,326 Royal Crown Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lancastrians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and rumor has it that The Duke Lancaster has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 603^rd in the world and 1^st in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,426.13 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.