Population | 37.004 billion |
Capital | The Ancestral Estate Capital Region |
Leader | The Duke Lancaster |
Faith | ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism |
Currency | Royal Crown Sterling |
Animal | peregrine falcon |
The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.004 billion Lancastrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 12,679 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 342,647 Royal Crown Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and Lancaster of Wessex is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.
Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 72,475th in the world and 3rd in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,702.39 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.
National Happenings
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Lancaster of Wessex, Lancaster of Wessex is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
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Lancaster of Wessex, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
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Lancaster of Wessex, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning.
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Lancaster of Wessex, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
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Lancaster of Wessex, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Lancaster of Wessex.
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Lancaster of Wessex, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
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Lancaster of Wessex, interest in globalism never flags.
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Lancaster of Wessex, every week is blindness awareness week.
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Lancaster of Wessex, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
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Lancaster of Wessex, economists claim no news is good news.