Population | 3.795 billion |
Capital | Insurance City |
Leader | Head Insurer |
Currency | Cheese Tidbits |
Animal | Lemon Mouses |
The Insured Puppet of Landoffunpuppet1 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Insurer with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.795 billion Landoffunpuppet1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insurance City. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet1ian economy, worth 425 trillion Cheese Tidbits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,168 Cheese Tidbits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, childish pranks are no laughing matter, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet1's national animal is the Lemon Mouses, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Landoffunpuppet1 is ranked 76,663rd in the world and 22nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.80655717688 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Landoffunpuppet1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, almost all products in Landoffunpuppet1 are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet1, schoolchildren are divided over Head Insurer's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.