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Largest Mining Sector: 7,890thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,943rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,298th
The OneOneOneOneOneOneOneOne of
Father Knows Best State
The 14th, 14th!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Landoffunpuppet14

Population3.724 billion

CapitalNorth Puppet
LeaderJesus the Puppet Leader

CurrencyFourteen Puppets
AnimalGreat Puppetting Kermit

The OneOneOneOneOneOneOneOne of Landoffunpuppet14 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jesus the Puppet Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.724 billion Landoffunpuppet14ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Puppet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet14ian economy, worth 507 trillion Fourteen Puppets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,274 Fourteen Puppets, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 525,966 per year while the poor average 24,256, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet14's national animal is the Great Puppetting Kermit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Landoffunpuppet14 is ranked 76,679th in the world and 31st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.80173773552 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 7,890thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,943rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,223rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,837thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,391stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,394thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,972ndMost Cultured: 18,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,625thMost Efficient Economies: 27,480thHighest Average Incomes: 27,976thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28,749thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,981st
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 55th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet14, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet14, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet14, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet14, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet14, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Landoffunpuppet14 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet14, citizens are being told that the greatness of a nation's power is the measure of its surrender.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet14, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet14, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet14, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Jesus the Puppet Leader.

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