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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,680thMost Armed: 6,972ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,826th
The Puppet Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Puppets are Right!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Landoffunpuppet16

Population3.751 billion

CapitalThe Town of Puppets
LeaderThe Leader of These Puppets
Faith6 religion

CurrencyPuppet Krona
AnimalPuppet Leopard

The Puppet Nation of Landoffunpuppet16 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader of These Puppets with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.751 billion Landoffunpuppet16ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Town of Puppets. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet16ian economy, worth 542 trillion Puppet Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,646 Puppet Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Landoffunpuppet16, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet16's national animal is the Puppet Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 6 religion.

Landoffunpuppet16 is ranked 76,680th in the world and 36th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.79825857108 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,680thMost Armed: 6,972ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,826thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,172ndMost Devout: 11,176thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,191stLargest Black Market: 12,348thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,688thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,631stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,228thMost Authoritarian: 16,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,472ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,745thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,868thMost Patriotic: 21,933rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,105thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,324thHighest Average Incomes: 24,337thMost Conservative: 24,664thMost Cultured: 26,077thMost Developed: 26,208thLargest Governments: 26,344thLargest Retail Industry: 27,832ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 29,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 29,239th
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Most Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionMost Extreme: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Landoffunpuppet16 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Conservative and Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Landoffunpuppet16.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, The Town of Puppets is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, no true communist is an unbeliever.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
  • : Landoffunpuppet16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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