Population | 3.751 billion |
Capital | The Town of Puppets |
Leader | The Leader of These Puppets |
Faith | 6 religion |
Currency | Puppet Krona |
Animal | Puppet Leopard |
The Puppet Nation of Landoffunpuppet16 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader of These Puppets with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.751 billion Landoffunpuppet16ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Town of Puppets. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet16ian economy, worth 542 trillion Puppet Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,646 Puppet Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Landoffunpuppet16, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet16's national animal is the Puppet Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 6 religion.
Landoffunpuppet16 is ranked 76,680th in the world and 36th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.79825857108 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Landoffunpuppet16 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Conservative and Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Landoffunpuppet16.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, The Town of Puppets is a police state during international summits.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, no true communist is an unbeliever.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet16, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Landoffunpuppet16 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.