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Most Armed: 7,010thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,517thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,340th
The Puppeteering Cool Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
By Puppets for the Puppets
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Landoffunpuppet18

Population3.737 billion

CapitalPuppet
LeaderA Puppet

CurrencyRobert Tomato Cent
AnimalLicorice

The Puppeteering Cool Republic of Landoffunpuppet18 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A Puppet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.737 billion Landoffunpuppet18ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet18ian economy, worth 520 trillion Robert Tomato Cents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,330 Robert Tomato Cents, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet18's national animal is the Licorice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landoffunpuppet18 is ranked 77,699th in the world and 79th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 622.7378306142 days.

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Most Armed: 7,010thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,517thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,883rdMost Patriotic: 10,745thLargest Black Market: 10,778thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,915thNudest: 11,136thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,695thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,243rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,710thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,326thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,334thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,696thMost Devout: 17,790thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,350thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,207thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 25,831stHighest Average Incomes: 26,565thLargest Retail Industry: 27,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,901st
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionMost Devout: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Landoffunpuppet18 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United The Funian Puppet Region Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.

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