Population | 3.737 billion |
Capital | Puppet |
Leader | A Puppet |
Currency | Robert Tomato Cent |
Animal | Licorice |
The Puppeteering Cool Republic of Landoffunpuppet18 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by A Puppet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.737 billion Landoffunpuppet18ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet18ian economy, worth 520 trillion Robert Tomato Cents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,330 Robert Tomato Cents, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet18's national animal is the Licorice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Landoffunpuppet18 is ranked 77,699th in the world and 79th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 622.7378306142 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Landoffunpuppet18 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United The Funian Puppet Region Games.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet18, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.