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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,383rdMost Avoided: 9,505thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,341st
The Puppeteering Supreme Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Puppeteering is very Fun!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Landoffunpuppet21

Population3.711 billion

CapitalYeah Ville
LeaderChill Lands
FaithLemon

CurrencyPuppeteering is hard to spell
AnimalDance Dance Revolution People

The Puppeteering Supreme Nation of Landoffunpuppet21 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chill Lands with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.711 billion Landoffunpuppet21ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeah Ville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet21ian economy, worth 511 trillion Puppeteering is hard to spells a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,951 Puppeteering is hard to spells, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, women across the country are tying the knot, and soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet21's national animal is the Dance Dance Revolution People, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lemon.

Landoffunpuppet21 is ranked 76,681st in the world and 37th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.7971335718 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,383rdMost Avoided: 9,505thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,341stLargest Black Market: 11,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,863rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,059thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,201stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,314thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,943rdTop
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Most Secular: 15,022ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,322ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,466thMost Patriotic: 18,901stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,157thMost Armed: 24,880thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,409thHighest Average Incomes: 26,950thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,325th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionMost Average: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionLargest Populations: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Landoffunpuppet21 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.

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