The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Notstalan H Faust with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.457 billion LandOfTheKingsPeopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kings City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LandOfTheKingsPeoplean economy, worth 214 trillion meuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,077 meuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LandOfTheKingsPeople's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LandOfTheKingsPeople is ranked 15,185^th in the world and 631^st in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 42.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.