Population | 24.095 billion |
Capital | Larissonia City |
Leader | Larissa |
Currency | Rissite |
Animal | Panther |
The Oppressed Peoples of Larissonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Larissa with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 24.095 billion Larissonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larissonia City. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Larissonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion Rissites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 65,120 Rissites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larissonia's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Larissonia is ranked 105,432nd in the world and 1,196th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 403.19597806552 days.
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- : Larissonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Larissonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Larissonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Larissonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Larissonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Larissonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Larissonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
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- : Larissonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Larissonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.