by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 716thNicest Citizens: 862ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,233rd
The United Incorporated States of
Left-Leaning College State
Will test our strength and honor.
President Jonathan Bernhardt
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.231 billion

LeaderPresident Jonathan Bernhardt

CurrencyLaxoimia Dollar
AnimalLaxoimia Flying Parrot Fish

The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.231 billion Laxomese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 178,260 Laxoimia Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, President Jonathan Bernhardt's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, every week is blindness awareness week, and companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 237,556th in the world and 9,704th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.65 Obesity Rate.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 716thNicest Citizens: 862ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,233rdMost Inclusive: 1,355thMost Efficient Economies: 1,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,580thHealthiest Citizens: 1,617thMost Pacifist: 1,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,984thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,542ndMost Influential: 3,192ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,199thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,251stSafest: 3,375thMost Developed: 3,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,468thMost Cultured: 3,698thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,970thSmartest Citizens: 4,305thBest Weather: 4,512thLargest Governments: 4,582ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,932ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,258thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,545thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,622ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,188thHighest Average Incomes: 9,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,540thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,164thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,352ndHighest Economic Output: 16,535th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 51st in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 116th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 140th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 173rd in the regionSafest: 185th in the regionMost Cultured: 187th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionMost Developed: 206th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 211th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 238th in the regionLargest Governments: 256th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 268th in the regionBest Weather: 285th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 438th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 441st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 466th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 496th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 538th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 569th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 801st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 802nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 868th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 925th in the regionMost Influential: 942nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Laxoimia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, President Jonathan Bernhardt's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Laxomese marry themselves'.
  • : Laxoimia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in Laxoimia, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 169 » The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Lulubellia, Empy, Aerilia, Yaorozu, Guer Aike, Kragsgale, Sikol, Orado, Koda-Land, The Tampa Bay Rays, Ellbonnia, Francois Isidore, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Venicea, New Lakemba, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Zemnaya Svoboda, Wilkshire, Illusia and Neverendia, Hamerica, Republica Guilleana, Dreadton, Yokciq Empire, Madjack, Valentine Z, North Bratislava, Bharathvarsh, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Imperial Pieserged, Votak Matim, Zzozona, Wineclaw, Omnistria, Sachi, Cretox State, Frances Francis the First of France, Valgarda, Figyjharli, Nodnarb, WeKnow, Svenskskit, Wapistan, Xentherida, McMasterdonia, Dar es Saalam, Star Kingdom, and 119 others.Shadowrik, Hardscrabble, Selfgradatude, The Republic of Free Peoples, Territorio di Nessuno, Bankowiata, Galbadiana, Loutsland, Dangine, Sunto, Travislavania, Siforpeo, The Pantheons, Chips and Guac, Sil Dorsett, Shotokonia, Servilis, Simone Republic, El Fiji Grande, Siwale, Former English Colony, Xagill, Aryan Homeland, Blyskalia, East Akra, Yellops, Tyirza, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Super Girl, Wisconsota, Holy Oranz, Aeolist, Ravendi, Clan Spaniel, Muqatil, Xyrron, Libertania Democratica, Pasargad, Draconian Progression, Maott, Steampunk Ariel, Climeria, Mon Island, Seenvorland, ForestMythal, New Celoveniortan, Ethnon, Kromi, Strongwill, Defense For The World Assembly, Pallaith, Britle, Planes, Tsandonown, Seanat, Capablanca, Atlunartemis, Jaxikistan, Korean-Joseon, Libvillia, Katuda, Runeda, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Nikhilesh23, Merconitonitopia, Fraystonia, Andanavia, Seijitsu, Sopernia, The Mazur Empire, Tringapore, Apollo Park, Nova Arcania, Bearical, Fizban, Unshleepd, Andanx, Aruvicion, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Nation1812, Nationeer, Outer Shenendoah, British-Australia, Sahriastan, Lionia, The Calabash Protectorate, The Blazeland Administration, His Enduring Majesty, Toilet Man, Vesteysia, Tibus Heth, Nimarya, Pazair, Praeceps, Solcius, Duryanistan, Obelias, Zapiron, United Capitalist Provinces, Maiorem Americana, TyGerria, Paradeavenlisian States, Busea Planian, Palgo, Anonim, Dabarastan, Malta Comino Gozo, New Michag, TheGame, Rising Sakura, AmManies, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Kazoo Basin, Eywaan, Teothopia, and Nordic-British Union.

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