|Leader||Prime Minister K|
|Animal||silver fanged carnivorous caribou|
The Earthly Paradise of Laynekraine is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister K with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.076 billion Kostyniuks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvan Lake. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Laynekrainean economy, worth 763 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,604 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laynekraine's national animal is the silver fanged carnivorous caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Laynekraine was endorsed by The Absurd Memory of Ravendi.
- : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
- : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
- : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Laynekraine, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
- : Laynekraine was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : Laynekraine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Laynekraine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Laynekraine was endorsed by The Republic of Parmovand.
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