The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Farley with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.083 billion Legends enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion bottle caps a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,154 bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Layngderfleethe's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Science.

Layngderfleethe is ranked 56,405^th in the world and 1,710^th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 67.21 Insults Per Minute.