by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 447thMost Influential: 642ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,213th
The United Confederation of
Left-wing Utopia
No State Without the People
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.491 billion


AnimalGolden Eagle

The United Confederation of Lazadonil is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.491 billion Lazadonillians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lathari. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazadonillian economy, worth 890 trillion coronas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,143 coronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime is totally unknown. Lazadonil's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lazadonil is ranked 182,559th in the world and 8,978th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 447thMost Influential: 642ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,213thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,381stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,625thNicest Citizens: 4,005thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,562ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,928thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,106thMost Inclusive: 5,259thBest Weather: 5,426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,853rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,037thMost Developed: 6,049thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,208thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,551stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,032ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,244thMost Cultured: 7,786thMost Pacifist: 8,051stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,272ndSmartest Citizens: 8,510thMost Efficient Economies: 8,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,809thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,325thLargest Governments: 9,857thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,067thMost Secular: 11,298thLowest Crime Rates: 12,264thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,314thHighest Average Incomes: 16,643rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,016thHighest Economic Output: 18,911th
Largest Welfare Programs: 155th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 167th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220th in the regionMost Influential: 224th in the regionNicest Citizens: 237th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 268th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 299th in the regionBest Weather: 301st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 302nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 312th in the regionMost Inclusive: 325th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 336th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 344th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 348th in the regionMost Developed: 355th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 359th in the regionMost Cultured: 379th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 393rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 417th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 432nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 437th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 441st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 464th in the regionLargest Governments: 484th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 520th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 579th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 599th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 603rd in the regionMost Secular: 615th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 765th in the regionLargest Populations: 788th in the regionMost Stationary: 893rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 935th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 994th in the region

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