The Region of Lazio is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by Renata Polverini with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 25.55 billion Lazioans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 42.9%.

The Lazioan economy, worth 835 trillion lire a year, is highly specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 32,685 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Lazio has designated Roma as its capital city, Renata Polverini has just been declared ruler of Lazio in an international press conference, Roman Catholicism has been named as Lazio's national religion, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Lazio's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lazio is ranked 263,422^nd in the world and 17^th in Italian Regions for Nudest, with 56.25 cheeks per square mile.