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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,182ndFattest Citizens: 5,379th
The People's Protectorate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Let the Caldreaux look after you.
Colonel Eva Mira Guadelupe
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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Le Caldreaux

Population3.305 billion

CapitalKaxosa
LeaderColonel Eva Mira Guadelupe

Currencycaldro
Animalbobcat

The People's Protectorate of Le Caldreaux is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Colonel Eva Mira Guadelupe with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.305 billion Le Caldrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaxosa. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Le Caldrian economy, worth 436 trillion caldroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,050 caldroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime is totally unknown. Le Caldreaux's national animal is the bobcat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Le Caldreaux is ranked 109,814th in the world and 212th in Thaecia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 579.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,182ndFattest Citizens: 5,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,524thLargest Mining Sector: 6,747thMost Influential: 7,016thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,136thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,375thSmartest Citizens: 8,661stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,633rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,227thTop
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Most Cultured: 10,397thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,685thLargest Governments: 13,077thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,421stNicest Citizens: 14,514thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,838thMost Inclusive: 15,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,150thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,862ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,990thHighest Average Incomes: 18,179th
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Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Le Caldreaux, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Caldreaux, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Le Caldreaux was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Caldreaux, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Caldreaux, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Le Caldreaux was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Food can into Space.
  • : Le Caldreaux was endorsed by The Riverside Van of Lemonadia.
  • : Le Caldreaux was endorsed by The Pretitle of The Marconian State.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Caldreaux, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Le Caldreaux, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.

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