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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,426thLargest Populations: 3,135thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,575th
The Queen's State of
Corporate Bordello
Number One
the Governor
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Le Premier dUn

Population33.124 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The Queen's State of Le Premier dUn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.124 billion Le Premier dUnians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The all-consuming Le Premier dUnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,100 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 63,413 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, village elders are often called in to interpret voting outcomes in Parliament, the Capital Heights Film Festival recently voted 'Le Premier dUnian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and the dartboard at the Le Premier dUnian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of the Governor's face. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Le Premier dUn's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Le Premier dUn is ranked 17,571st in the world and 3rd in Illinois for Most Stationary, with 1,709.22743387152 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,426thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,135thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,575thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,263rdHighest Economic Output: 11,569thFattest Citizens: 14,269thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,503rdMost Stationary: 17,571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,214thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,684thLargest Retail Industry: 28,031st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Le Premier dUn's influence in Illinois rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Ambassador".
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Le Premier dUn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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