Population | 8.416 billion |
Capital | Tulion |
Leader | Kenith Lifejumper |
Currency | Sulia |
Animal | Palico |
The Commonwealth of Leagio is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kenith Lifejumper with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.416 billion Leagioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulion. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Leagioan economy, worth a remarkable 3,444 trillion Sulias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 409,224 Sulias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, replacement organs are grown in vats, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Leagio's national animal is the Palico, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Leagio is ranked 200,518th in the world and 37th in European Union for Most Stationary, with 46.694588171 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Leagio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Leagio, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'.
- : Following new legislation in Leagio, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in Leagio, replacement organs are grown in vats.
- : Following new legislation in Leagio, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Leagio, the Leagio Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
- : Following new legislation in Leagio, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Following new legislation in Leagio, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
- : Following new legislation in Leagio, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in Leagio, the media seems excessively interested in what Kenith Lifejumper is wearing this season.