Population | 18.478 billion |
Capital | Lennart |
Leader | Lennart |
Faith | Lennart |
Currency | Lennart |
Animal | Lennart |
The Lennart of Lennart is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lennart with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.478 billion Lennart are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lennart. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Lennart economy, worth a remarkable 2,339 trillion Lennarts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,636 Lennarts, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 394,044 per year while the poor average 31,291, a ratio of 12.6 to 1.
Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lennart's national animal is the Lennart, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennart.
Lennart is ranked 221,107th in the world and 19th in Lennart for Most Extreme, scoring 13.3 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
- : Lennart was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Lennart was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
- : Lennart was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
- : Following new legislation in Lennart, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.