The Wintry Land of Leratopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsarina Lera with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.259 billion Leratopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leragrad. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Leratopian economy, worth 802 trillion Leratopian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,679 Leratopian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and hospitals in Leratopia are too busy serving the needs of Osiris to see Leratopians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leratopia's national animal is the scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leratopia is ranked 32,668^th in the world and 2,075^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.19 law-abiding acts per hour.