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Most Inclusive: 743rdNicest Citizens: 908thMost Compassionate Citizens: 959th
The Shipyard of
Left-wing Utopia
we are gay and we also love the ocean
Ellen DeGeneres
WA Delegate / Department of Whoopee
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Lesbian Piraters

Population9.897 billion

CapitalVictorious Clitorious
LeaderEllen DeGeneres
FaithWeed and Rum

AnimalHumpback Whale

The Shipyard of Lesbian Piraters is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ellen DeGeneres with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.897 billion Lesbian Pirates are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victorious Clitorious. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lesbian Piraterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,656 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbian Piraters's national animal is the Humpback Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Weed and Rum.

Lesbian Piraters is ranked 238,930th in the world and 22nd in Gay Equality for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Inclusive: 743rdNicest Citizens: 908thMost Compassionate Citizens: 959thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 991stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,006thMost Pacifist: 1,033rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,523rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,612thMost Developed: 1,780thMost Efficient Economies: 1,836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,934thMost Cultured: 1,961stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,173rdSmartest Citizens: 2,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,252ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,293rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,417thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,592ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,611thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,646thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,660thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,744thSafest: 2,776thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,850thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,034thBest Weather: 3,085thHealthiest Citizens: 3,234thLowest Crime Rates: 4,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,255thMost Influential: 4,764thHighest Average Incomes: 6,409thHighest Economic Output: 8,224thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,272ndMost Stationary: 11,441stTop
Most Secular: 13,438thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,396thMost Income Equality: 22,226th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

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