|Faith||Weed and Rum|
The Shipyard of Lesbian Piraters is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ellen DeGeneres with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.897 billion Lesbian Pirates are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victorious Clitorious. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Lesbian Piraterian economy, worth a remarkable 2,015 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,656 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbian Piraters's national animal is the Humpback Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Weed and Rum.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lesbian Piraters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Lesbian Piraters agreed to construct embassies between Gay Equality and The Great Union.
- : Lesbian Piraters agreed to construct embassies between Gay Equality and The Union of Rightwing Nations.
- : Lesbian Piraters voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regulation on the Integrity of Genetic Data".
- : Lesbian Piraters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Citizenship And Birth Act".
- : Lesbian Piraters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
- : Lesbian Piraters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
- : Lesbian Piraters agreed to construct embassies between Gay Equality and Institute of Cellulose.
- : Lesbian Piraters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
- : Lesbian Piraters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".