The Republic of Lewisham Rogue is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rogue with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.195 billion Lewisham Rogueans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Administration is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Appalachia. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lewisham Roguean economy, worth 126 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 57,544 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, every week is blindness awareness week, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lewisham Rogue's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heathen.

Lewisham Rogue is ranked 15,668^th in the world and 4^th in Lewisham for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.