Population | 10.365 billion |
Capital | Topazia |
Leader | Zoelia Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Topaz |
Animal | Jaguar |
The Precious Gemnation of Lhauzfhashe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zoelia Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.365 billion Lhauzfhasheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topazia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Lhauzfhashean economy, worth a remarkable 3,650 trillion Topazes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,224 Topazes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime is totally unknown. Lhauzfhashe's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Lhauzfhashe is ranked 22,985th in the world and 13th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.2253972218 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, Lhauzfhashe has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.