The Free Land of Liberstankonia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 450 million Liberstankonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The all-consuming Liberstankonian economy, worth 43.8 trillion francliras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 97,334 francliras, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,386 per year while the poor average 24,454, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, Leader is famed for giving great back rubs, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Liberstankonia's national animal is the The long handed T-Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Liberstankonia is ranked 13,323^rd in the world and 353^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 105.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.