Population | 16.985 billion |
Leader | a president |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Empire of Lincolnite States is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a president with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 16.985 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong American economy, worth a remarkable 1,586 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,409 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lincolnite States's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Lincolnite States is ranked 126,669th in the world and 2nd in Great Lakes for Most Stationary, with 269.1383346958 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lincolnite States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Lincolnite States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Lincolnite States's influence in Great Lakes rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : Following new legislation in Lincolnite States, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Lincolnite States, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Lincolnite States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Lincolnite States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Lincolnite States's influence in Great Lakes rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Lincolnite States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Lincolnite States's influence in Great Lakes rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".