by Max Barry

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Largest Governments: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 44th
The Union of Egoists of
Left-wing Utopia
I have based my affair on nothing
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Little Woodhouse

Population36.304 billion

CurrencyProletarian Credit
Animalrunning dog

The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.304 billion Little Woodhouseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Little Woodhousean economy, worth a remarkable 5,344 trillion Proletarian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,209 Proletarian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Little Woodhousean politicians, and politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Woodhouse's national animal is the running dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Little Woodhouse is ranked 207,387th in the world and 474th in The Internationale for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -64.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Governments: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 44thMost Pacifist: 63rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66thSafest: 116thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 158thMost Rebellious Youth: 179thLowest Crime Rates: 194thBest Weather: 227thSmartest Citizens: 304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 321stLargest Welfare Programs: 363rdNicest Citizens: 376thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 463rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 478thLargest Populations: 617thMost Cultured: 780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 893rdMost Inclusive: 947thHealthiest Citizens: 966thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,018thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,408thHighest Economic Output: 1,621stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,638thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,039thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,517thTop
Most Income Equality: 10,974thMost Secular: 11,887thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,534thHighest Drug Use: 13,787thHighest Average Incomes: 14,033rdMost Influential: 14,922ndNudest: 20,523rd
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 34th in the regionNudest: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the region

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