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Largest Governments: 8th Highest Average Tax Rates: 13th Most Beautiful Environments: 40th
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Little Woodhouse

Population34.364 billion

CurrencyProletarian Credit
Animalrunning dog

The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.364 billion Little Woodhouseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Little Woodhousean economy, worth a remarkable 3,993 trillion Proletarian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,218 Proletarian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Woodhouse's national animal is the running dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Little Woodhouse is ranked 844th in the world and 23rd in The Internationale for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 12,379.46 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Governments: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 40thMost Pacifist: 47thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54thSafest: 112thLongest Average Lifespans: 114thLowest Crime Rates: 169thMost Rebellious Youth: 180thBest Weather: 217thSmartest Citizens: 273rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 279thNicest Citizens: 347thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 374thLargest Populations: 634thMost Cultured: 743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 844thMost Inclusive: 856thHealthiest Citizens: 920thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 934thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,130thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,532ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,816thHighest Economic Output: 2,142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,180thMost Income Equality: 5,811thHighest Drug Use: 6,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,171stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,422ndMost Secular: 9,857thNudest: 11,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,310thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,542nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the region

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