The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Consul with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.833 billion Llanfyrhallians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 293 trillion firas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,036 firas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, prison visits increase substantially during election years, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and Llanfyrhall's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 309,369^th in the world and 6,289^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -464.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.