Population | 11.735 billion |
Capital | Slenbern |
Leader | Atmospheric Noise |
Faith | Church of RNGesus |
Currency | Knimne |
Animal | Puma |
The Republic of Lobraunia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Atmospheric Noise with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.735 billion Lobraunians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slenbern. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Lobraunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,585 trillion Knimnes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,332 Knimnes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the law says that all Lobraunians are created equal no matter how they were created, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lobraunia's national animal is the Puma, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of RNGesus.
Lobraunia is ranked 117,914th in the world and 18th in Greater Brutesia for Most Stationary, with 310.5738290104 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lobraunia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
- : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, the law says that all Lobraunians are created equal no matter how they were created.
- : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, private law firms are unheard of.
- : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Puma.
- : Lobraunia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.