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Most Subsidized Industry: 257thMost Ignorant Citizens: 422ndLargest Retail Industry: 544th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gods Save Lobraunia
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Lobraunia

Population11.735 billion

CapitalSlenbern
LeaderAtmospheric Noise
FaithChurch of RNGesus

CurrencyKnimne
AnimalPuma

The Republic of Lobraunia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Atmospheric Noise with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.735 billion Lobraunians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slenbern. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lobraunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,585 trillion Knimnes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,332 Knimnes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the law says that all Lobraunians are created equal — no matter how they were created, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lobraunia's national animal is the Puma, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of RNGesus.

Lobraunia is ranked 117,914th in the world and 18th in Greater Brutesia for Most Stationary, with 310.5738290104 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 257thMost Ignorant Citizens: 422ndLargest Retail Industry: 544thMost Corrupt Governments: 640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 847thMost Avoided: 924thMost Advanced Public Education: 953rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,357thFattest Citizens: 1,416thLargest Black Market: 1,516thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,578thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,698thMost Primitive: 1,748thLargest Mining Sector: 2,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,559thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,104thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,802ndLargest Governments: 7,435thMost Secular: 7,541stHighest Average Incomes: 7,711thNudest: 8,552ndHighest Economic Output: 8,821stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,983rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,969thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,066thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,071stLargest Welfare Programs: 25,461stMost Conservative: 25,985th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lobraunia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, the law says that all Lobraunians are created equal — no matter how they were created.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Puma.
  • : Lobraunia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobraunia, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.

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