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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,883rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,815thHighest Drug Use: 20,798th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
What if you done did have Lobster Phone?
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lobster Phone

Population303 million

CurrencyButthole
AnimalLobster

The Democratic Republic of Lobster Phone is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 303 million Mouths have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lobster Phonean economy, worth 14.5 trillion Buttholes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,824 Buttholes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Lobster Phone, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lobster Phone's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lobster Phone is ranked 89,885th in the world and 4th in The Fortnite island for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 622.53 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,883rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,815thHighest Drug Use: 20,798thLargest Retail Industry: 23,261st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lobster Phone's influence in The Fortnite island fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Lobster Phone's influence in The Fortnite island rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Lobster Phone.
  • : Lobster Phone was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Lobster Phone lodged a message on the The Fortnite island Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, Lobster Phone City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The Fortnite island.
  • : Following new legislation in Lobster Phone, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer.

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