Population | 21.273 billion |
Capital | Kylestonia |
Leader | Sir Kyle |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Pig |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Loehmakistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Kyle with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 21.273 billion Loehmakistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kylestonia. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Loehmakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,406 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 254,133 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sir Kyle reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, Sir Kyle can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loehmakistan's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Loehmakistan is ranked 4,061st in the world and 11th in Canada for Most Stationary, with 3,514.70608392 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, Sir Kyle can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, Sir Kyle reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, tourists call Loehmakistanian beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Sir Kyle wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.