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Largest Agricultural Sector: 145thSafest: 662ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 951st
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Warmest Greetings
Sir Kyle
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Loehmakistan

Population21.273 billion

CapitalKylestonia
LeaderSir Kyle

CurrencyDollar
AnimalPig

The Constitutional Monarchy of Loehmakistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Kyle with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 21.273 billion Loehmakistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kylestonia. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loehmakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,406 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 254,133 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sir Kyle reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, Sir Kyle can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loehmakistan's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Loehmakistan is ranked 4,061st in the world and 11th in Canada for Most Stationary, with 3,514.70608392 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 145thSafest: 662ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 951stHealthiest Citizens: 1,046thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,311thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,481stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,514thLowest Crime Rates: 1,689thBest Weather: 1,872ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,327thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,724thHighest Economic Output: 2,918thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,308thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,405thMost Efficient Economies: 3,890thMost Stationary: 4,061stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,084thMost Developed: 5,646thHighest Food Quality: 5,975thRudest Citizens: 6,026thLargest Governments: 6,145thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,912thMost Inclusive: 7,295thSmartest Citizens: 7,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,172ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,193rdMost Influential: 8,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,581stNicest Citizens: 8,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,378thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,532ndMost Secular: 12,723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,218thLargest Populations: 14,226thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,980thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,142ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,675thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,764thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,088thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,598thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,051stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,259thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25,035thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,448thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,788th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, Sir Kyle can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, Sir Kyle reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, tourists call Loehmakistanian beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Sir Kyle wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Loehmakistan, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.

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