The State of Lordag is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 17.325 billion Lordagians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Lordagian economy, worth 338 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,517 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Columbia, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lordag's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lordag is ranked 151,428^th in the world and 2^nd in Columbia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.92 law-abiding acts per hour.