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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
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Los Santos

Population35.263 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.263 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 22,675 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 643,038 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 65,434th in the world and 3rd in Nintendo for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,405.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 29thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 48thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thLowest Crime Rates: 57thHighest Disposable Incomes: 66thHighest Average Incomes: 102ndMost Stationary: 188thMost Efficient Economies: 206thMost Secular: 251stMost Avoided: 274thLargest Gambling Industry: 290thHighest Poor Incomes: 356thLargest Black Market: 396thSmartest Citizens: 416thLargest Governments: 433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 476thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 499thLargest Publishing Industry: 698thLargest Information Technology Sector: 845thLargest Populations: 850thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,032ndRudest Citizens: 1,047thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,218thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,341stMost Developed: 1,357thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,438thFattest Citizens: 1,599thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,748thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,228thMost Influential: 5,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,410thLargest Retail Industry: 7,390thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,506thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,983rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,124thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,785thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,246th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Japan.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Sam.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Los Santosians into bankruptcy.
  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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