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The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Influence
Superpower
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Los Santos

Population33.685 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 33.685 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 2.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 20,613 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 611,946 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 1,126th in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 865.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 55thHighest Disposable Incomes: 57thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59thLowest Crime Rates: 68thHighest Average Incomes: 105thHighest Poor Incomes: 138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 148thMost Stationary: 194thMost Avoided: 274thLargest Gambling Industry: 325thLargest Black Market: 361stSmartest Citizens: 479thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 504thLargest Governments: 530thLargest Publishing Industry: 750thMost Efficient Economies: 819thLargest Populations: 866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,085thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,126thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,361stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,376thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,643rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,859thMost Secular: 1,985thRudest Citizens: 2,210thFattest Citizens: 3,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,863rdMost Influential: 4,375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,805thLargest Retail Industry: 7,969thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 9,900thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,603rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Animal Testing".
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Atlantic".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.

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