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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 39thBest Weather: 476thMost Beautiful Environments: 822nd
The Holy Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You'd be home if you lived here.
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Civil Rights
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Loud Mimes

Population41.584 billion

LeaderMister Pulaski
FaithThe Way

CurrencyRotunda
AnimalZebra

The Holy Republic of Loud Mimes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mister Pulaski with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 41.584 billion Loud Mimesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 2.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Loud Mimesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,328 trillion Rotundas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,998 Rotundas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Loud Mimes's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Way.

Loud Mimes is ranked 12,758th in the world and 1st in A Van Down by the River for Most Stationary, with 1,974.73604172368 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 39thBest Weather: 476thMost Beautiful Environments: 822ndLargest Populations: 1,038thSafest: 1,193rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,404thMost Primitive: 1,860thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,010thLowest Crime Rates: 4,540thMost Influential: 5,161stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,084thHighest Economic Output: 10,062ndHighest Food Quality: 12,044thMost Stationary: 12,758thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,911thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,536th

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