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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,152ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,775th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
By The People For The People
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Loure Vill

Population2.378 billion

CapitalCroport
LeaderBilly Joe Franklin
FaithFertilius

CurrencyFin
Animalcrocodile

The Free Land of Loure Vill is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Billy Joe Franklin with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.378 billion Loure Villians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Croport. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loure Villian economy, worth 319 trillion Fins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,197 Fins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, baseball caps are the new fashion trend, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loure Vill's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Fertilius.

Loure Vill is ranked 205,098th in the world and 195th in KAISERREICH for Most Stationary, with 42.02717449148 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,152ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,775thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,997thMost Secular: 14,007thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,569thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,373rdMost Cultured: 15,636thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,735thMost Developed: 16,938thLargest Retail Industry: 17,984thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,310thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,915thMost Efficient Economies: 24,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,826thLargest Governments: 25,817thLargest Black Market: 26,792ndLargest Publishing Industry: 28,880thHighest Average Incomes: 28,969thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,430thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29,554th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Loure Vill, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Loure Vill, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Loure Vill, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Loure Vill, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Loure Vill was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Loure Vill, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Loure Vill, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Loure Vill, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Loure Vill, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon.
  • : Following new legislation in Loure Vill, rare steaks seem even bluer now.

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